quoting chick lit

I'm only in the middle, and the book's hilarious, but this has to be my favourite so far:

"...If a woman is attracted to a man, her pupils will dilate. Also, she will unconsciously lean forward, laugh at his jokes, and expose her wrists and palms.
Experimentally I lean toward my reflection, holding out my hands as I do so.
I look like Jesus.
I try adding a flirty laugh. [...]
Now I look like a cheerful Jesus. " - Samantha Sweeting

From:The Undomestic Goddess by Sophie Kinsella.

No offense intended to Jesus, of course.